Standing in front of my office building with coffee this morning, a homeless man walks up to me and leans in...
Homeless man. "There are five cops at Schnucks, dude."
Me. "Really? What are they doing?"
Homeless man. "One is standing by the door, four are eating breakfast."
Homeless man walks off satisfied with the conversion.
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You've got to be shittin me.
People like to talk to me...I don't know why.
I mean, they do have pretty amazing stories at least.
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