14 May 2015


I have a two door Volkswagen Rabbit that needs a new home. Garaged for the entirety of it's life. Manual transmission. Upgraded wheels. iPod dock. I don't know...it's a F'ing car. It works. And superbly at that. Excellent condition. Under 38,000 miles (insert starburst reading 'hey that's low'). Black. You like it. Do you want it? Serious inquiries get ahold of me. Tell your friends. If you don't actually know me or how to do that, well leave a comment you sack of turds.

Yes I'm serious. Rabbit needs to be set free and I'd rather not deal with Craigslist hookers trying to sell it. Buy now.

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