HOW MANY COOKIES IS TOO MANY COOKIES?

With nearly 20 days of no cigarettes under my belt, I have eaten well over 100 cookies. Today alone I've already eaten seven...plus two donuts...plus one iced scone. This is no exaggeration. Deduced through science alone, it appears cookies and nicotine are basically the same thing once sprinkles are added atop dough and/or icing...the only difference being one makes you sexily fat and one makes you look rad waiting on any curb. Both, however, taste great with coffee.