10 April 2014

WHAT IF I COULD HAVE ANY JOB TOMORROW...

In order of desire.

1. Pirate
2. Trash Man
3. Sailor (over time I'm guessing this would end up rolling into Piracy)
4. Astronaut (though I've been told this is impossible…whatever)
5. Hotdog Chef

15 comments:

Ali said...

I am concerned that trash man ranked so highly on your list.

houvenagle said...

Don't have to talk to anyone. Find rad stuff. Free food. Big truck. Get to be outside. Do I really need to keep going?

Jeff said...

you could easily go become a trash man. What is stopping you?

houvenagle said...

Mortgage. Buy my place as lovely city home for yourself.

KYD FEMME said...

That place is mine!

houvenagle said...

No. No it is not.

KYD FEMME said...

Does George come with purchase of the city home?

KYD FEMME said...

Does George come with purchase of the city home?

Des said...

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH WORK A PIRATE HAS TO DO? OR THE LACK OF PIZZA AND HOTDOGS IN A PIRATE'S DIET?

Ali said...

I think you would also be surprised by how much a trash man makes. You could live off of $36K, right?

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/how-much-does/garbage-man-salary/

houvenagle said...

1. Pirates steal. This is a fact..and I'm sure they steal pizza and hotdogs in addition to booty and rum.

2. 36K is totally doable given all of the free bonus items that come with the job.

houvenagle said...

Top 5 jobs for you humans? Shell them out.

KYD FEMME said...

Your personal frozen pizza chef is not high on the list. The only reason I'm in lottery club.

Jeff said...

Order yet to be determined:

Mailman (walking route)
Theoretical scientist
Arm wrestler
Film director
Store owner (like Stag in Austin)

houvenagle said...

Stick with mailman…the rest require effort.