THINGS I'VE LEARNED IN HOLLYWOOD THUS FAR

It is acceptable to wear sunglasses inside of any establishment at any given time. Johnny Depp dresses as his Jack Sparrow character, from Pirates of the Caribbean, only to compliment mustaches and facial hair alike on the streets. Charlize Theron does not like her picture taken but enjoys Mike Tyson. Aaron Rose and I are obviously the same person since we both like stuff, cigarettes and drinks, he also dresses exactly like his imdb photo Saturday evenings. Cab drivers are more likely to assume you're "someone" if you dress in power clashing (I learned this dumb fancy term at a gallery this evening) attire, stay at a fancy hotel, speak with false confidence and sport a head and face full of hair. There is an abundance of working women. I still enjoy bourbon.