GIFT IDEAS

Jack's frozen pizzas, cigarettes, gin, bourbon, a bus and a filthy amount of sandwiches to properly execute a homeless trap, a winning lottery ticket to achieve the status of worst friend and human, any assortment of dead animal heads, your shitty iPhone and a hammer or large rock, station wagon...preferably a 70s model, dollars for a genome mapping (Mr. P and I have an idea for a website)...plaid pants