13 April 2012

LEARNING THINGS

1. Pain pills make me dizzy and nauseous.
2. Cashiers are really sympathetic to a guy in a sling.
3. Using my left hand to sign things makes me look retarded.

2 comments:

Paul said...

'Jake is starting to realize people think he is retarded. We have to do something!'

Jeff said...

people don't "think" that. They know it.