I LOOK LESS HOMELESS

...one might even use the word respectable or perhaps dapper. Braving the clippers last night, Ms. J done set me up in style...actually just shaved my gourd and trimmed my neck, but looks good nonetheless. Sideburns look less pube-like now, as I trimmed them down quite a bit and the moustache (I like to call him Barry) is untouched and waving off the sides of my face in beauty. Thanks Ms. J.