BARBER NEEDED

Anyone wanna cut my hair? I refuse to pay for a haircut and my previous barber, Mr. M moved to stupid Chicago...but was kind enough to leave me with his clippers, so I have that. I can do it myself, but wouldn't mind someone freshening up my overgrown neck hair. Don't get your hopes up because you get nothing other than a verbal thank you because guy haircuts shouldn't cost money. Anyone?