Well...I've been thinking on this long enough to develop an unnatural obsession of acquiring a bengal cat. I don't know where the idea came from...it just happened...I don't even like cats...but I've found a bengal breeder in the STL area and I guess I should probably start saving for one. I mean let's be honest here, unless I win the lottery, this is the closest I'm going to get to owning a leopard.
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The only thing your Bengal cat would be good for is feeding it to your new Doberman.
...and looking super nifty.
As long as you freely admit that by entering into cohabitation with this cat you agree to forfeit the wearing of any woven fabric garment which covers your upper body/torso when within the confines of your (shared) domicile. This includes towels, but allows for furs and gold rope chains.
And you'd better have a moustache. Just in case.
I can totally paint Alfie like that for you. I'll bring him over tonight. Thanks.
RD...little know fact about myself...I do look pretty dapper in gold chains and fur, and do I intend to have a Xmas moustache this year, that being said, my most recent upper lip massacre will be the last for a long while as I begin the slow journey of glory for the holidays.
J...if you paint Alfie like that, you most certainly can drop him off tonight.
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