I hate the fact that UPS won't leave packages in the city without a signature. Inside of a city building's mail room is f'n 9x safer than a random doorstep in a suburb.
I would guess it's because your new headphones hate you. They don't want to be with you. And if they do show up (not by their own choice), once you pt them on your head they will most likely try to kill you.
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I am imagining them in the box riding around the city in a UPS truck listening to the first 30 seconds of [WHEN I'M SMALL] on a loop...
Or perhaps [GENERATOR 2ND FLOOR] is looping.
I would guess it's because your new headphones hate you. They don't want to be with you. And if they do show up (not by their own choice), once you pt them on your head they will most likely try to kill you.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
oh shit...maybe these lost evil headphones are what turned the dog into a zombie all those months back...
It probably is. Or it could be that Joplin's zombie powers controlled your mind and made you order the evil headphones.
Either way, I think its pretty clear what I have to do... Cut the dog's head off, set the UPS truck on fire and smash all the boxes.
now you are thinking straight.
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