and yet you love pooping in strip clubs. odd. and the ipad is the stupidest thing. What the consumer obviously wanted was an ipod touch that was really big, so it hindered it's portability and had no way of fitting in a pocket.
A... Strip club pooping (would be a good band name) provides an ideal situation...allow me to explain.
1. its noisy in there, so by the nature of your surrounding, you are provided with the perfect cover for your noisy tutes should they arise.
2. there is a bathroom attendant. Normally a hinderance, the attendant in this case provides you with a mask of crappy cologne...and if you're lucky incense or a lovely scented candle.
3. its high traffic. Again, normally not a good thing, but with a multitude of drunk assholes, the attendant forgets you are in your stall...so you have all the time in the world...enjoy it.
B... Apple could be pulling a set up I use quite often, so consumer beware...they could be throwing out a crappy idea to push another one in the spot light...
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and yet you love pooping in strip clubs. odd. and the ipad is the stupidest thing. What the consumer obviously wanted was an ipod touch that was really big, so it hindered it's portability and had no way of fitting in a pocket.
A...
Strip club pooping (would be a good band name) provides an ideal situation...allow me to explain.
1. its noisy in there, so by the nature of your surrounding, you are provided with the perfect cover for your noisy tutes should they arise.
2. there is a bathroom attendant. Normally a hinderance, the attendant in this case provides you with a mask of crappy cologne...and if you're lucky incense or a lovely scented candle.
3. its high traffic. Again, normally not a good thing, but with a multitude of drunk assholes, the attendant forgets you are in your stall...so you have all the time in the world...enjoy it.
B...
Apple could be pulling a set up I use quite often, so consumer beware...they could be throwing out a crappy idea to push another one in the spot light...
Just saying...
MadTV already invented the iPad a few years ago...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjU0K8QPhs&feature=player_embedded
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