01 October 2009

TANFFA ALLEYCAT RACE

7 comments:

houvenagle said...

Questions?

I have answers.

Jeff said...

will I need a bike to participate?

Jeff said...

why is there air?

Jeff said...

What makes the teflon stick to the pan?

Jeff said...

Will I be guaranteed fun?
Can I win valuable cash and prizes?
How much do you weigh?
Is Julie retarded?

houvenagle said...

You will need a bike to participate. There is air so we can be graced with the ability to tute. Teflon sticks to the pan through science. Fun is not guaranteed, though probable. You Mr. Jeff cannot win cash and valuable prizes, but everyone else may. My weight usually ranges somewhere between 190 and 205, right now I'm about 198. And yes, though not all Julie's are retarded, the one we know is.

Jeff said...

Thank you Mr. Wizard.