I WAS ON A BOAT

Key learnings and whatnot from a houseboat on Kentucky Lake...

A couple of speedos do not, despite popular belief, bring boat loads of women begging to tie up to you. Storms only make for better swimming and sliding. Half the people on our boat apparently cannot swim. Trash cans float until they fill with water. Suntan lotion does actually work...though you need to apply to all of your skin. Sea sickness is instantly cured with an ideal mixture of Stag, rum and margaritas. Gainers are achievable off of the top deck, though there is one person who definitely not pull one off. I can do zero pull ups with hands facing out. Apparently if you put a bunch of guys on a boat, shirtless and in short swimwear...every picture makes it look like a super gay outing.

Favorite quote..."Quick, steer us out of here." ...because apparently people really do listen to voices in their head.

And I might throw up shortly after posting this, because I am still rocking back and forth, despite being on still land.