25 June 2009

LET FREEDOM RING


Want to celebrate your nation's independence by constantly trying to avoid drowning while unnecessarily pouring more booze down your throat while already overly intoxicated on a houseboat in Kentucky for four straight days...me too. So if by chance you're on Kentucky Lake this 4th...I'll see you there.

I was looking around on this world wide web of sorts this morning looking to order me up some new swim attire and noticed a new terrifying fad in men's swim suits...I had thought previously about nabbing a speedo (which still may happen) to make the boat sexier and more uncomfortable for the independence celebration...and it turns out, I would still pretty much be fashionable...

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