I'm not sure, but I think I know how to cure the common cold... a simple four elements must be in place.
bicycles
whiskey
Stag
a shit ton of fried food
Okay...so I'm not cured...but I'm better. And way happier I didn't sit on my couch eating oatmeal and green tea feeling sickly and miserable. Thanks Doctor FBC.
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Awesome recovery. I'm sure those elements are listed in the homeopathy manuals...
Thank you Sir Reverend. And I'll let you in on a little secret...snot rags and cigarettes tend to expedite things as well.
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