28 November 2007

MY WIFE IS DEAD SO I'LL JUST PUSH THIS MANNEQUIN AROUND FOR A WHILE

Last night my stomach would not let me go to bed without Jack in the Box tacos...so I happily obliged and drove my hungered ass to the newly developed Jack in the Box on Lindell, which I hadn't been to yet. Tell you what kids, get there before they break in their fryers with shit and bugs, because it was probably the best JB I've had...and I wasn't even drinking. Even my burger was uncharacteristically delicious.

Now I know the tacos should have been the highlight of my trip, but they were definitely not...and I was really pulling for 'em. But an older gentleman, probably in his late fifties/early sixties, stole the show. He was walking east on Lindell and stopped at the intersection at Vandeventer where I was at a red light. He was pushing a small two wheeled grocery cart with the top half of a mannequin fully dressed in women's clothing positioned upright. In its/her lap sat a couple of plush animals. Pets perhaps...I'm not sure. Very creepy. Things got a little creepier when he noticed me staring (since I sure no one stares at his crazy ass) and he started to come up to my car. Luckily the light turned green and he was still a good three feet away. Because if there's one thing I don't want, its the crazy virus.

2 comments:

Jeff said...

You know you let him get in, bought him tacos and partied with him all night at your place. You're covered in crazy.

StlWalnut said...

i'm around that intersection alot...i hope i see Mannequin Man with my own two sometime.
maybe i'll even let him put some crazy on me...