Professional Abdication

BLACK VELVET HOUVENAGLE

2012-01-30T12:43:00.002-06:00

Imortalization complete.

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2012-01-28T16:57:00.000-06:00

MR S

2012-01-28T12:32:00.002-06:00

[TOWER CLASSIC]

MR MUTHAFUCKIN' EXQUIRE

2012-01-28T11:52:00.001-06:00

And one for the hip hopper in yalls...
[HUZZAH!]

ACOLLECTIVE

2012-01-28T11:30:00.004-06:00

Saturday coffee tunes continues. Link redirects to a download...
[WHISKY EYES]

BLACK DICE

2012-01-28T10:57:00.001-06:00

More coffee... and more of disoriented noise working itself into a foot tapping resemblance of music. Strangely addicting.
[PIGS]

THE COLORADAS

2012-01-28T10:50:00.000-06:00

Saturday's coffee tunes...
[MISERY]

PINK BELLY & NEW TATTOO SMELL

2012-01-27T09:14:00.001-06:00

Well i'm glad that's over with... now on to side ribs.

DANGER MOUSE & DANIELE LUPPI

2012-01-25T22:13:00.001-06:00

[TWO AGAINST ONE] (feat. Jack White)

GOOD NEWS...

2012-01-24T22:10:00.007-06:00

I don't have spiders in my ears... or at least it's not probable, I hope. After four+ days of total,unexpected hearing loss in my left ear, I have three quarters or so of my aural magic back. Welcome back, sounds to the left of me.

PORTLAND DESIGN WORKS 3WRENCHO

2012-01-24T21:57:00.005-06:00

Sunday, somehow Mr. M managed to accidentally break my 15mm wrench. No worries though, because he gave me an excuse to pick up this little guy.

The 3wrencho™ (coated) is your best buddy when you have a flat. Unlike your other friends the 3wrencho™ is made of heat-treated steel, removes 15mm axle nuts and can pry tires off of rims. Don't worry, its glass-filled nylon coating is gentle on your pristine rims. Feel free to step on 3wrencho™ for added leverage when loosening axle nuts.

Other uses: spread jelly, stir a drink or open a letter.
[PDW]

ADVENTURE No 12 (PART 2)

2012-01-23T14:42:00.003-06:00

Color version over here... [FA]

THE HYSTERICAL INJURY

2012-01-23T09:27:00.001-06:00

[MATHS]

COLD, WET, FOGGY & FUN

2012-01-22T18:16:00.004-06:00

Not too much better than a Sunday muddy ride down the river...

AN OPTIMUS PRIME BDAY

2012-01-21T00:28:00.002-06:00

Super special thanks to the wonderful humans, Ms. L & ADK.

SO...

2012-01-20T16:18:00.002-06:00

What do you want for your birthday... inflatable tentacle arms? Okay.

FRANCOISE HARDY

2012-01-20T09:10:00.004-06:00

[LE TEMPS DE L'AMOUR]

...from Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom [TRAILER].

SOUL STEALING PRESENTS

2012-01-19T23:00:00.003-06:00

Thanks to Mrs J & S.

HOME

2012-01-19T11:30:00.003-06:00

E.T.
My color version here... [FA]

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2012-01-19T09:00:00.002-06:00

KUNG FU APPROVED

2012-01-18T22:22:00.004-06:00

Unicorn poop cookies...google it. The second best birthday present I've received to date. Sure they're not perfect, but they're damn close and it's the thought that counts.

HANDLE BUTT

2012-01-17T09:24:00.002-06:00

CHICAGO

2012-01-17T09:17:00.005-06:00

I can't think of a better way and a better group to spend the last of my 29th year with. A many thank yous to all.

CHICAGO BOUND

2012-01-13T21:32:00.003-06:00

See you on the flip side...

SNOTTY, SICK AND GROSS

2012-01-13T09:45:00.001-06:00

I hate winter. Sick makes for a gross moustache by the way...

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2012-01-12T09:42:00.001-06:00

MR. DREAM

2012-01-12T09:40:00.000-06:00

[MONEYBAGS]

DIAGRAMS

2012-01-11T09:30:00.000-06:00

[ANTELOPE]

SLEEPING BAG

2012-01-11T09:26:00.000-06:00

[SLIME]

LIV'N FAST AS FUCK

2012-01-11T00:32:00.001-06:00

HAPPY EARLY BDAY TO ME

2012-01-10T17:58:00.003-06:00

Happy polished silver 48 spoke 42mm deep birthday that is.

MR. DOG-TURD HAND No. 1

2012-01-10T08:50:00.003-06:00

The things you can come up with over brunch, endless I tell you.

Introducing Mr. Dog-Turd Hand...
[TTG]

saTURDay WAREHOUSE HORROR MOVIE NIGHT

2012-01-08T09:35:00.005-06:00

Many thanks to those who came out, special thanks to taco/hamburger/cookie/cheeseball bringers and super thanks to Mr. DK for acquiring the projector and sound makers. Good things.

JASON LIMON

2012-01-07T11:35:00.003-06:00

Got this little fella in the mail yesterday.

Insecta 7 Painting
Original Painting
Acrylic on Wood Panel
5" x 7" x .75"

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2012-01-06T09:59:00.002-06:00

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2012-01-06T09:58:00.001-06:00

AND SO IT IS CLEAN...

2012-01-03T09:10:00.003-06:00

Shoot Paul... the end.
[X]

IT'S NEVER BEEN PUT SO WELL...

2012-01-02T20:10:00.005-06:00

Now I have absolutely no idea what this is in response to or any of that jazz, but the statement alone makes me oh so happy. Pretend it is about you.

[COTSR]

MOUNTAIN FU

2012-01-02T19:35:00.002-06:00

Mr. P taught Ms. Fu that she can climb anything...great job and watch your head.

HOT DOGS, ANIMALS, ICE SKATING, UCBC & FUN

2012-01-02T19:34:00.003-06:00

The last ride of 2011...

INTRODUCING THE INTERNET VACATION

2011-12-28T18:15:00.004-06:00

I think I'm done with the internet until 2012. Till then fake humans.

WE MADE A MESS...

2011-12-28T16:44:00.004-06:00

A dumpster size mess...
[MORE SHOTS HERE]

FIX IN PROGRESS

2011-12-28T10:46:00.005-06:00

My two broken windows (been broken since April) are finally being fixed today. One is done and I thought the guys were taking a break since I haven't seen them for about 15 minutes... turns out they went to get a cherry picker for the second one since there is now a guy standing over my shoulder outside. Kinda creepy.

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2011-12-28T10:45:00.002-06:00

EULA

2011-12-28T08:17:00.001-06:00

[DIRTY HANDS]

ROSIE THE ROBOT

2011-12-27T17:13:00.003-06:00

Hit the link for a mo better color version...
[FA]

THE APOCALYPSE MAY BE NEAR... PLEASE PLAN ACCORDINGLY

2011-12-27T10:20:00.001-06:00

Great job big brother and Ms. T.

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2011-12-27T09:27:00.000-06:00

HARD DRIVE

2011-12-27T08:57:00.002-06:00

Looking to get myself a new hard drive to back up my other 3... anyone have any they've had issues with and would recommend shying away from?

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2011-12-21T16:49:00.000-06:00

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2011-12-21T16:42:00.002-06:00

X-MEN WITH GOOGLY EYES

2011-12-21T09:41:00.001-06:00

[GOOGLY]

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2011-12-20T09:37:00.002-06:00

SLACK JAW

2011-12-19T23:54:00.000-06:00

[XMAS TIME IN PAINESVILLE]

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2011-12-19T09:28:00.001-06:00

XMAS HAS BEEN STOLEN THIS YEAR

2011-12-19T09:12:00.003-06:00

Xmas present stolen from my doorstep. I hate people. Merry xmas to some asshole... enjoy my dad's present you fuckhead.

VERY HELPFUL

2011-12-16T11:54:00.002-06:00

[WHERE THE FUCK SHOULD I GO FOR DRINKS]

CLOUD NOTHINGS

2011-12-16T10:02:00.001-06:00

[STAY USELESS]

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2011-12-15T13:29:00.001-06:00

BIG UPS

2011-12-15T10:58:00.000-06:00

[SHUT YOUR MOUTH]

FROM THE MR & MRS V WEDDING RECEPTION

2011-12-15T10:26:00.001-06:00

MALCOLM HOLCOMBE

2011-12-15T10:05:00.002-06:00

[ONE MAN SINGIN']

THE

2011-12-13T22:58:00.002-06:00

A SWOLLEN BELLY BUTTON IS WEIRD

2011-12-13T22:55:00.003-06:00

I feel like all of the skin on my belly has been cut off and replaced with fire. But I got me that new tattoo smell...mmm. More good work by Mr. S.

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 9TH OF DECEMBER

2011-12-10T01:38:00.002-06:00

[A FINAL FAREWELL]

THE FINAL DAY OF SHOOTPAUL.COM

2011-12-09T00:33:00.001-06:00

Make it count...
[SHOOT PAUL]

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2011-12-09T00:32:00.000-06:00

THE INTERNET

2011-12-08T17:04:00.001-06:00

[FA]

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2011-12-08T09:33:00.001-06:00

ACME ROCKET POWERED ROLLER SKATES

2011-12-07T16:06:00.002-06:00

[FA]

WEREWOLF BAR MITZVAH

2011-12-06T14:26:00.003-06:00

[FA]

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2011-12-06T11:30:00.002-06:00

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2011-12-06T11:29:00.002-06:00

FUTURE OF THE LEFT

2011-12-06T10:06:00.001-06:00

[I AM THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS]

ANTIMAGIC

2011-12-06T09:52:00.000-06:00

[SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE]

NETFLIX STREAMERS

2011-12-05T23:37:00.001-06:00

Season 2 of The League is up... just sayin'.

MR DREAM

2011-11-30T23:24:00.001-06:00

You're a...
[KNICK KNACK]

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2011-11-30T23:23:00.002-06:00

IN OTHER SHOOT PAUL NEWS

2011-11-30T15:51:00.005-06:00

Many thanks to The STL Egotist...
[HAVE A READ]

PAT JORDACHE

2011-11-28T23:50:00.000-06:00

[GET IT]

ANYONE NEED 2 BAR STOOLS...

2011-11-28T23:24:00.003-06:00

Black leather seat and back with grey metal...slightly worn, no feces, pretty good shape I'd say. Let me know.

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2011-11-28T23:12:00.001-06:00

JOHN'S PHONES FINALLY AVAILABLE IN THE US

2011-11-28T09:13:00.002-06:00

The world's most simple phone...
someone buy me the business phone.
[HERE]

SHOOTPAUL.COM TO CLOSE DECEMBER 9, 2011

2011-11-28T08:55:00.003-06:00

The idea was pretty simple: Build an environment for fun, it doesn’t matter who likes it, as long as we like it. Let’s dabble in experimental online usability and develop a place for fun, interactive mayhem.

With this mindset we set out to bring our vision to life on quite literally on a zero dollar budget. Everything you’ve seen through the live streaming cams was made possible through countless favors, saving every extra dollar, many hours of building, ideating and pushing our dedication to the creative process.

In the recent months, there are certain points of focus in our lives that have found their progression on the backburners. Simply put, it’s time for us to move on to our next project. We are certainly walking away from this project with a grand sense of accomplishment. Did we make money, no. Is that the reason we’re closing, no. Many people can’t see past the idea of money, which is a shame. From the beginning we’ve stood by our valued friendship, morals and the idea that ‘This site is for fun purposes only.’ No performance art, no masochistic agenda… fun. Did we have mass amounts of fun, yes.

Through this long process and development we’ve met a lot of new friends and for that we are grateful. For the users who put up with us daily and kept us company, we thank you. For the people that are genuinely disappointed in us for closing our doors, thank you most of all.

So let us all celebrate these last two weeks of Shoot Paul… spread mayhem and fury through the air in paintball form. Celebrate the fact that you… you were a part of this. Make Paul rage one last time. Shoot Houvenagle’s face until his mask is blanketed with paint. We are lowering our cost of paint, not as a final gift to you, but so you may experience ShootPaul.com the way it was meant to be experienced.

You are the result of over 4 billion years of evolutionary success… and for that, we thank you.

Your Humbled Master of Minions,
Paul & Houvenagle

[PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE HERE]

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2011-11-26T14:08:00.002-06:00

SATURDAY AFTERNOON

2011-11-26T14:06:00.003-06:00

Coffee, rain, coffee, clean up my brother's dog's vomit, coffee...

LIFE SIZE MAPS

2011-11-26T14:04:00.002-06:00

[IT'S LEAKING]

HAPPY THNXGIVING

2011-11-23T15:25:00.002-06:00

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2011-11-23T10:44:00.001-06:00

EARTHQUAKE PARTY

2011-11-21T23:51:00.001-06:00

[PRETTY LITTLE HAND]

GREG CRAOLA SIMKINS

2011-11-21T08:49:00.003-06:00

Another piece added to the Houvenagle collection...

[IMSCARED]

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'VE SEEN TODAY

2011-11-17T17:44:00.000-06:00

[THIS]

PTERODACTYL

2011-11-17T14:33:00.001-06:00

[LOOSE LIPS]

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2011-11-17T14:29:00.002-06:00

MEET SNACKS

2011-11-15T11:14:00.002-06:00

Well, I haven't met him yet... but I will in 3-7 shipping days. Snacks is an African Black Springbok.

I recently acquired and antelope named *clouick-click and decided he needed a friend. I may be obsessed.

111111

2011-11-11T17:36:00.001-06:00

TOTAL SLACKER

2011-11-11T09:42:00.001-06:00

[SECRET VHS COLLECTION]

STL OLD SCHOOL TATTOO EXPO

2011-11-11T09:27:00.002-06:00

I will be on display tomorrow (Saturday) from 5-8 as my belly gets worked on.

[MORE INFOR HERE]

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2011-11-11T09:26:00.000-06:00

LAST TO SHOW FIRST TO GO

2011-11-10T17:33:00.002-06:00

Album art I recently finished...