THE SHIMSHAM

One of Mr. J's favorite to ride.

MR. R

If I had an octopus for a head, I'd probably look like this...good work Mr. R.

[BBOR62]
...here, let me make the connection for you [X].

FACEBOOK ICONS

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TONIGHT AND THE DAY AFTER

Nice out tonight in the ol' Saint Louis, so tonight a bike ride is in order... a mandatory ride of fun, if you will. Once the fun is over and you rest your weary head and then you're all like, dang sure do wish I could paint something... well shit, you're in luck, because I'm looking for an eager helper Saturday. Probably gonna be late morning, early afternoon start...let me know if you fit the bill.

THE WARPED 45s

[GRANDPA CARL]

HANDIE DAN

[X]

THE CAVE SINGERS

[BLACK LEAF]

RFT POSTS ON SHOOTPAUL.COM

Lesson learned... when a reporter is talking to you, you're going to get quoted, so don't describe a project as stupid or drunken.

[READ HERE]

And be sure to follow the [SP BLOG] as progress unfolds.

BEASTIE BOYS

STREAM [HOT SAUCE COMMITTEE PART TWO]

ANGRY KUNG FU

JOOKABOX

[MAN-TRA]

RIDING THE STORM OUT

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ARTCRANK STL 2011

So I may not have been invited to be an artist in STLs Artcrank this year...but that doesn't mean I'm not in Artcrank this year. I got a sneak peak at [MR. R]s poster for this year's show and it's pretty F'n swell. Great job.

LEANN GRIMES

[UNDER COVER OF DIRT AND GRIME]
[GET THE ALBUM]

1896 $5

Much nicer looking than our current $5 bill...

Referred to as the United States' most beautiful piece of paper money, this note features an allegorical depiction of Electricity as the Dominant force in the world. The lavish vignette was originally drawn by Walter Shirlaw and hangs on the wall in the Bureau of Engraving and Printing. Thomas Morris redesigned the bill itself, and G.F.C. Smilie engraved the figures. The back features the heads of two Civil War generals: Ulysses S. Grant and Phillip Sheridan, flanked on all sides by ornate engraving.

The female figure representing Electricity is clad in flowing robes, revealing a bare breast. This partial nudity was said to cause a disturbance nationwide, with Anthony Comstock, Secretary of the Society for Suppression of Vice, pressuring the U.S. Treasury to withdraw our obscene notes. Three years later, entirely new designs were issued replacing the controversial Educational series. This once "banned in Boston" note has since become the most popular of all U.S. Large Size banknotes.

[X]

SOMETHING TO TIDE YOU OVER...

At least until late May. Progress will be posted close to daily as the site nears its launch date...
[FOLLOW]

HELVETIA

[ON THE LAM]

STEVIE GEE

[X]

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STARFUCKER

[RAWNALD GREGORY ERICKSON THE SECOND]

THE ESSENTIALS

Yeah...so missing quite a few of these and apparently need to save up to fix my teeth...but damn I'd rather buy a moped.

AGESANDAGES

Repost...but still good.
[SO SO FREELY]

SHOOTPAUL.COM

Good news. Come late May, we’re taking another shot at controlling the internet and re-launching the awesome and wonder that is ShootPaul.com.

Paul’s found himself a partner in mayhem and we’re investing all that is good in life to bring you an updated, innovative site of epic proportions. Some of our new features include a lag free, high-resolution web cam with alternate views and a faster, more accurate robotic paintball gun controlled via your, that’s right, your keyboard. We’ve even found ourselves a downtown warehouse to call home, which we’re hoping to fill with a family of minions and fun. If you have a bike, pedal on by.

Oh dear, are you still not sure what ShootPaul.com is all about? Well… once we’re live on these here interwebs, you’ll have the ability to control a robotic paintball gun with pinpoint accuracy via your computer’s keyboard and release up to six paintballs a second into a room filled with live streaming cameras, mischief, minions and us. Think of it as a live-action video game… only more entertaining, because it's real people in real time interacting with you fine humans. Get excited, we are.

We don’t like to beg, but we’re not above it… so please, like our page and tell your friends, because you’ll be hearing from us soon enough and we’d really like to call you a friend.

Your loving minions at heart,
Paul & Houvenagle

Like us, love us, tell your family and friends, blog about us, follow us...just tell someone. And be sure to submit your email address on our prelaunch page to be considered to help us out when it comes to beta testing (them there fancy words mean free shots for you).

[SHOOT PAUL PRELAUNCH]
[SHOOT PAUL ON A BOOK OF FACES]
[SHOOT PAUL ON A FANCY BLOG]

SLEEPIES

Get the album...
[JOIN THE SHARK]

THE BOOZE

[DOWN ON YOUR LUCK]

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THE DEATH SET

Michel Poiccard...you should go get it.
[BUY YONDER]

FUCKED UP

[A LITTLE DEATH]

ANDRES GUZMAN

[X]

SUNDAY RIDE

THE FARM

My ant farm at work was thriving over the weekend...impressive considering the ants came on Friday.

WANT TO BE A GRAPHIC DESIGNER?

Lesson No. 17

KMNDZ

[X]

ALEXANDER BULICH

COWBOY AND INDIAN

[LEDBELLIES]

SO FAR

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BANANAS ARE COOL

I want to start drawing on fruit.
[X]

JOOKABOX

[DROPS]

MY SKIN

A collection in progress.

Shots by [MR. R]. Ink by [MR. S].

SLEIGH BELLS

[TELL 'EM]

ALL YOU NEED IS A TANDEM AND A RIVERVIEW

When things can't get any shittier in a weeks span... get a 12 pack, ride a tandem bicycle down to the river, drink that 12 pack and bask in the fact that there is nothing you can do, so F it. Thanks for the ride Ms. J. And I'm still mad at you City Hall, I'll see you at 11:00...F'ers.

F YOU STL CITY HALL

A big F you.

THIS'LL PISS A GUY OFF

...and by guy, I mean me. F a bunch of wind.

SATURDAY NIGHT BIKES

MISTERBRADELYP

[JUST] (Mark Ronson feat. Phantom Planet & Blaq Poet)

BILL WELLS

[CAGES]

FAKE MINION

QUICK SKETCH OF MR. R

...and here is his [CAT DRAWING] from [MEOWOODLE].

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THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS

[CAN'T KEEP JOHNNY DOWN]

I JUST BOUGHT A FARM

An ant farm that is...Why? Because I'm fuckin' awesome, that's why...that and I thought I should treat myself to something with my recently received tax return and a giant ant farm just seemed fitting.

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ALEXANDER TUCKER

[HIS ARM HAS GROWN LONG]

SOLD

[X]
...and not the cat or the old newspapers.

ROOM E

Some good work crankin' music...
[BANJO]