30 April 2010

SPLINTERS MP3s

All girl garage rock to kick off your weekend...enjoy.

[SPLINTERED BRIDGES]
[MYSTERIOUS]

THE ORANGE BAND MP3

[OK APARTMENT]

ANIMALS WITH SHARPIES


[FANTASTIC]

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BEST DAY OFF IN THE HISTORY OF DAYS OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK

Me and home slice Mr. J took the day off to get more done on the Sharpie Bike. We've got all the ivory on and ready for stripes that'll most likely happen this weekend...hopefully, f'n rain I hate you. We were also sanding and started to paint his flip bike. And...remember [THIS BEAUTY]...well we finally got the kickstand off, which was conveniently welded to the frame, with a little help from an air chisel, a grinder and a hammer. Once it was off we grinded down the broken weld and touched up the yellow. So after a little more with the grinder in some other areas and a tid bit of touch up yellow (still want to keep it pretty ruffed up)...I'll finally finally start to build her back up.

So after bikes and what have you, we made our way to the Science Center for a private party opening the latest exhibit, [REAL PIRATES]. After a few double cocktails, meatballs, the girls putting plastic swords on my moustache, cake and all the other hors d'oeuvres we could handle we walked through the exhibit...which was rather super neato. Neato and they have an actual chest of pirate booty which might have been my favorite piece of the exhibit...that or some of the guns. Oh...or the hanging death suit they would string up captured pirates in as a warning to others...it was extra creepy to see and to think of how many poor chaps had been in it only to have their flesh rot.

After the Science Center I was pretty wiped...considering [APRILWEEN] was the night before and I was running on about 3 hours of sleep. If I was awarding the costume contest that doesn't exist...Mr. P you would be congratulated.

Good things.

SLEIGH BELLS MP3

[TELL 'EM]

28 April 2010

THICK SHAKES MP3

[UNDERWEAR]...Magnetic Fields cover.

NASA FEATURING KOOL KEITH & TOM WAITS

[SPACIOUS THOUGHTS]...video.

PRETEND JESUS

THE BOOKS MP3

[BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE]

MADDOX vs HOUVENAGLE No. 6


The beginning...

MADDOX vs HOUVENAGLE No. 5





Finished last night.

16" x 20"
Sharpie & Acrylic on canvas

MADDOX vs HOUVENAGLE No. 4





Finished last night.

16" x 20"
Sharpie & Acrylic on canvas

27 April 2010

HUMPTY

ARCHERS MP3

[RADICAL OPINION]

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M.I.A. BORN FREE VIDEO

[GOOD, GOOD]

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N.E.R.D. MP3

Hot N' Fun f. Nelly Furtado...takes minimal work to aquire [HERE]

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26 April 2010

SATURDAY NIGHT

ADULTS ONLY

PROTON PROTON MP3

[LINE OUT]

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CAP'N JAZZ MP3

[OH MESSY LIFE]

SHARPIE BIKE . PROGRESS PT. 1



Garage envy. I've got it...there I said it, let's move on.

Saturday Mr. J (I know too many people with J's) was kind enough to open his super swell garage to help me with Ms. J's bike. Fork and frame are sanded and primed and the fork has a first coat of a lovely creamy ivory. I've changed the color combos no less than 57 times. We would have gotten farther, but once the storm broke we decided we should go for a ride...unfortunately that storm prompted tornado sirens galore and we were forced inside when the sky resemble evil...turns out evil is green...who knew.

23 April 2010

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WHAT IN THE FUCK...

I randomly came across this illustrator through linking out of various design blogs...and if you're from STL and are in anyway affiliated with the ad industry, you'll see why this is so f'n bizarre.

[CHECK IT]

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WELL...I DIDN'T WIN THE LOTTERY

[BUT THIS GUY DID]...

"Mo. clerk says he'll use $258M jackpot on bills..." and meth by the looks of his teeth. I do like how in the description they unnecessarily call out "tattooed"...

DIZZEE RASCAL MP3

Radio rip thats been floating around, but quality. Mother get down...[DIRTEE DISCO]

LAST SATURDAY'S RIDE











Shots by Mr. MD.

MADDOX vs HOUVENAGLE No. 4


And a new piece is started...

MADDOX vs HOUVENAGLE No. 3



The finished piece.

16" x 20"
Sharpie & Acrylic on Canvas

NEW SADDLE

22 April 2010

USELESS FLIERS


I want to start making these...
[COUPLE MORE HERE]

FUTURE ISLANDS MP3

[TIN MAN]

LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE PLAYING KICKBALL AGAIN THIS FALL...WELL NOT IN TOWER GROVE


"Complaints about the teams have included public intoxication, public nudity and consumption of alcoholic beverages in the park."
[FULL STORY HERE]

PRISONERS MP3

[TEENAGE SHATNER]

THE SHONDES MP3s

My new favorite band of the day. Good and gooder and stupendous...enjoy.

[MY DEAR ONE]
[NOTHING GLOWS]
[MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL]

EMAILS FROM ASSHOLES


Disguised Weapons...
[HERE]

SHARPIE BIKE . THE BEGINNING


Remember [THIS PROJECT]...me neither...but its happening. Brought the frame and fork to work to hand off to a buddy to lay down some pearly white over the f'er. Hopefully get it back by Sunday and I can start my endeavors.

MADDOX vs HOUVENAGLE No. 3




16" x 20"
Sharpie & Acrylic on Canvas
...well just sharpie at this point, but there will be acrylic.

This one is still in progress...we will hopefully finish it tonight.

MADDOX vs HOUVENAGLE No. 2





16" x 20"
Sharpie & Acrylic on Canvas

NEW WOODEN HANDLEBARS


Yeah I'm a sucker and bought an expensive stick...but fuck you, its not your bike. And curse my sweaty hands for this and 9 million other reasons...it looked so sweet without the grips, but I would never be able to ride it...