AND ANOTHER ALLEYCAT RACE IS BORN

...more to come later on, but as for now...keep Sunday, October 11 open.

CRANK, RAMBLE AND SOME BRISKET

ArtCrank proved to be the expected good times...good turn out, good artwork, sold a couple of prints...many thanks to those involved with putting on the show. We hung out until 11:30ish and then headed down to the Ramble. Ramble was fun. Mr. J may or may not have deuced and swam in the Art Hill fountain. A cop was kind enough to take time out of his busy night to make Mr. P dump out his beer and pass along some words of wisdom. And a couple of drunk college girls were cunning enough to outwit all of St. Louis' finest traffic controllers and drive their shitty Pontiac in the midst of thousands upon thousands of cyclists. Nearly funned out, we went to the South City Diner for some much needed grub and parted ways and headed home...but not before we could get yelled at by a gent down on his luck and looking to grope Miss K. Good times. Good times.

Getting to bed 6 or so the night before, didn't make for a productive Sunday... I watched Happiness, which if you haven't seen it, I recommend you do...cause its awesome, and not just because I have a man crush on Philip Seymour Hoffman. And about dinner time made my way over to A & D's for some good ol' home cooking and some Todd Show...good things.

RAVEONETTES MP3

[SUICIDE]

ARTCRANK

Don't forget to buy posters this Saturday...

RGG Gallery
509 N. Garrison
STL 63103

6-12

IT WAS JUST YOU BEING DUMB AND ME BEING TALENTED

CRAZY COOL FACEBOOK SITE

I'm not on Facebook...well, because its dumb, but if I was, I'd use this...
[THE PROFILER]

IT SAYS THE CITY NAME THAT I LIVE IN IN THE TITLE...

WOOOOO...I hate that shit at shows...but here's a good song for the rainy start to the day here in the beautiful Midwest...

ANOTHER REASON WHY RUNNING IS DUMB

The garage where I park in my building is kind of a blind pull out...You have to cross a sidewalk before getting up to the street...and there's a good amount of foot traffic every morning since everyone in my neighbor hood seems to have a dog or likes to do stupid shit like run.

I always half way worry about blindly picking off a dog that's too far out on its leash or maybe a random bum...but it never seems to make me be any more cautious...because hey, people can clearly see a fucking car...right? Well...talked to my neighbor on my way to work this morning and apparently he shares my slight anxiety or what have you. Though he actually picked off a runner with headphones on the other morning...knocked him down, the guy grabbed his car and shook his head in anger and ran off...

THIS LINK ONLY WORKS FOR THE NEXT 60 MINUTES

The Dead Weather
[TREAT ME LIKE YOUR MOTHER MP3]

THE DEAD WEATHER MP3

[ARE FRIENDS ELECTRIC?]

SHOOT THE ACCOUNT GUY

[PLAY]

BUY NOW

Because everyone could use more toys...[AMICOLLECTIVE]

GUSHERS MAKE ME GO CRAZY WITH HAPPINESS

SUPER TOLL!
Best F'n viral piece ever.
[DANSE!]

WANNA KNOW WHO WILL ROCK YOUR FACE?

I don't really care if you don't wanna know, its [SWANTON BOMBS]...

BOUNCING SOULS MP3

[ARGYLE]

EL SCORCHO IS NO MORE

El Scorcho, a Maplehood favorite has closed its doors...apparently sometime to be reopened as Las Palmas by new owners...I am sad inside.

MATT & KIM SHOW LAST NIGHT

TASTE OF SAINT LOUIS

The Presidents of the United States of America will be playing a free show at The Taste of Saint Louis Friday, October 2. A ways off, I realize this yes...but now you have time to get excited...you're welcome.

GRINGO STAR MP3

[ASK ME WHY]

PENS MP3

SATURDAY . AUGUST 29

We are less than a week away from ArtCrank - STL and I'm only getting more and more excited. 30 local artists will be exhibiting original prints. Each poster in the show is printed in a series of 30 and for sale at $30 each. This a one night only event. Miss it and everyone will most definitely laugh at you...

FEATURED ARTISTS:
Amy Rosen
Alex Petrowsky
Austin Meyer
Blaine Deutsch
Brian Cummings
Brian Yap
Chris Fenter
Eric Woods & Michelle LeBeau
Eugene Tsimerman
Jake Houvenagle
Janis Sago
Jason Potter
Jen Frederick
John Vogl
Keith Fenter
Lauren Busiere
Matt Dale
Matt Grant
Me Against The World
Monica Heitz
Nick Crnko
Patricia Rodrigues
Pete Williams
Rebekah Wessels
Rob Brooks
Ryan Doggendorf
Shelley Meyer
Tamara Vonfoerster
Vadim Gershman
Zach Ford

Also...plan on riding your bike to the show...because [THE 46th ANNUAL MOONLIGHT RAMBLE] falls on the same night...

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

BUZZER MP3

[DISCO KIDDZ]

ARTCRANK SNEAK PEAK

My poster for the show coming up.

Hell Ride
15" x 22"

...will be on sale at the ArtCrank show coming up August 29.
31 prints...$30 each

[SHOW INFO HERE]

HMMM

You might feel a bit off watching it...but its f'n pretty impressive.

PERSONAS

How does this world wide stalking machine characterize you?
[TRY IT]

By the looks of my illegal portion...it appears that it does indeed do a full check, though I would think it should be a bit smaller.

THE DEAD WEATHER

Super swell video.

LET ME POSE A QUESTION...

Was learning cursive really necessary?

DOUG PAISLEY MP3

INTERNS

Interns' last day. Personally...I'm not sure why we didn't make them wear the same costume for the duration of their internship...and I'm not really sure why we didn't make the grapes sit on the toilet.

AYDS

I heard this on the radio this morning on my way into work...funny.

SILENT NIGHT

Sharpie drawing I finished last night...and my dog angry that I was not sleeping.

Silent Night
40" x 60"

FULL OF AWESOME

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

Maybe I do like dancing after all...

NATIONAL NIGHT OUT

National Night Out was last night...for those of you who don't know what NNO is (don't worry, I didn't before I moved to St. Louis), its an excuse for neighborhoods to have block parties...shut down the street, throw out some tables, drink and grill...good times. We rode to a couple of parties, none of which we knew anybody, or at least I didn't...and at the last stop we met the nicest people on earth. If you yourself desire a quest to track them down, they have set up residence in the CWE. They gave us (30+ riders) hotdogs, beer, fireworks and fudgesicles...all we could handle. And some lovely woman serenaded us shortly after arrival.

I headed home fairly early...I had a buddy watching my dog, and figured I should get her back at a somewhat decent hour since I was calling in a favor. So I'm sitting outside of his building, waiting for him to come down and soon enough a guy carrying a big ass tv walks up and falls...good night all around.

DEER TICK MP3

"...I got to get drunk, I got to forget about some things..."

OFF BROADWAY

Matt and Kim

Sunday
August 23
Door:7pm
Show:8pm

I'm willing to bet this will sellout, so if you're interested...you should probably [BUY TICKETS]

FAT DUCKS AND A NEW BIKE

This past weekend I went back to my parents house to hang out. Nice and relaxing...you forget how quite it can get at night...kinda creepy actually. We didn't do too terribly much, though we did go see The Hangover, which is a lot better than I expected...I just figured it'd be another Dude Where's Car, which it kind of is...but whatever, I laughed. Other than that it was a lot of cold kicking it around their massive yard, complete with 6 guineas +2 chicks, 4 or 5 chickens and 5 ducks...all domesticated...so much in fact, despite there being two good size ponds, the ducks refuse to swim and are too heavy to fly, so they just walk around the yard all day with the guineas...

Also while I was home, my mom unearthed some bonds I had received back when I graduated. So now I think I'll be buying a shiny new bike this week. Funny...I'm pretty sure relatives gave me bonds back yonder so I wouldn't buy stupid shit I don't need...I'd get older...and more responsible...well...that did not work. New bike!...maybe.