DAG NASTY MP3

[WHAT NOW?]...right click to download.

PEDAL FOR A PINT NIGHT

From their website...
Start off your ride on Tuesday, June 30th by biking** to either Schlafly Bottleworks or The Schlafly Tap Room to pick up your June Schlafly Spokesperson Spoke Card. Your card is your ticket to $2.50 Schlafly Beers all night long at the following locations.

The Royale
3132 S. Kingshighway

Bleeding Deacon
4123 Chippewa

Friendly's
3503 Roger

The Library
706 Layfayette

**You must have biked to Schlafly in order to obtain your card! Only one card per person. Card is not redeemable at Schlafly locations, only at participating locations listed above.

WOW

[WOULD BE FUN]

LET FREEDOM RING

Want to celebrate your nation's independence by constantly trying to avoid drowning while unnecessarily pouring more booze down your throat while already overly intoxicated on a houseboat in Kentucky for four straight days...me too. So if by chance you're on Kentucky Lake this 4th...I'll see you there.

I was looking around on this world wide web of sorts this morning looking to order me up some new swim attire and noticed a new terrifying fad in men's swim suits...I had thought previously about nabbing a speedo (which still may happen) to make the boat sexier and more uncomfortable for the independence celebration...and it turns out, I would still pretty much be fashionable...

I WANT ICE CREAM

Time for a work break...and an afternoon milkshake...

DOUBLE BUTTER TABLE

DoubleButter Say What? from DoubleButter on Vimeo.

How do you test the durability of your new coffee table? Do you bust skateboard tricks off it? Light it on fire? Mount casters on it and go street surfing? And then make a video of it? Well you should. Like these guys.

DON'T FORGET

Father's Day is this Sunday...

JULY 14

My mother will soon unfortunately hang her head in shame...when I went in for touchups the other night I scheduled the first of many appointments for a full back piece...sorry mom.

PIERCED ARROWS MP3

[BLACK RAINBOWS]

ART CRANK ... CALL FOR ARTISTS

A Poster Party for Bike People

Searching for artists in and around St. Louis, MO to do posters for a show in late August. Pls. contact charles at artcrankpostershow dot com

[INFO HERE]

TOURIST RIDE...THE ALPHABETICAL SEQUEL

Get excited...we don't have a date yet, but it'll most likely be happening in the very near future. Let me know if you wanna ride and you're not a dick. We'll be riding in alphabetical order to the following places spread throughout STL...its a rough list and will most likely change as we get suggestions in...but you get the idea...and feel free to throw out suggestion to replace any of the current.

A- anheuser busch
B- botanical gardens
C- contemporary art museum
D- delmar loop
E- eamon’s house
F- farmer’s market
G- graffiti wall
H- hot dog stand
I- ice cream (we'll need dessert after the hot dogs)
J- joe’s cafe
K- king louis IX statue (in front of art museum)
L- lewis & clark attraction of sorts
M- museum of transportation
N- north city
O- old courthouse
P- phallic statue
Q- queen (casino that is...free money and we’re on to the riverfront...and we get to ride on a bridge)
R- riverfront
S- scott joplin house
T- toynbee tiles (8th & market, 6th & olive, and 7th and market (2))
U- union station
V- vess bottle
W- water tower on grand
X- x name on a tombstone (find a x name in a cemetery)
Y- ymca
Z- zoo

Last year pics...
[TOURIST RIDE PT. ONE]

SKELLY

PRETTY PLEASE

Buy me [THIS]...I will totally be your best friend. Though its retardedly over priced...so you might want to haggle with the seller before having it gift wrapped for me....Thank you in advance.

MOTO MP3

All they ever really wanted...all they ever wanted was a [BLAST OF SILENCE]...hey hey hey...All they ever really wanted...all they ever wanted was to have a reason.

☆

STL BIKE POLO

LUKE TOP MP3

[FRIENDS]...right click to download...a refreshingly different sound...I dig it.

BFF

I love this trailer...yeah that's right...love it.

GEEK-CHIC LAMP SHADES

$70.00 [HERE]...I think my favorite is the 'WE"RE OPEN' one...you know...if you wanna buy me something...

THE VENTURES MP3s

[WALK DON'T RUN]
[PERFIDIA]

Bob Bogle — co-founder of legendary Tacoma garage-rock band, the Ventures, and the architect behind the distinctive guitar sound of early hits "Walk, Don't Run" and "Perfidia" — died on Sunday...

E.S.L. MP3

[PROVE ME WRONG]...right click to download this all-girl Vancouver quartet snip-it...

SON VOLT MP3

Another rainy-day-coffee-drinking-Monday song for your slow starting day....
[DOWN TO THE WIRE]...enjoy. And enjoy the rain if you're cold kickin' it in the STL region.

STUFF & THINGS

I recently got back from Columbus, Ohio and Madison, Wisconsin. Had never been to either...didn't expect much out of the cities themselves...but was pleasantly surprised...especially with Madison. State Street is their college town hang out along with what I am assuming is their tourist trap. But hey...I was a tourist. Had a huge bike community. I've heard people claim its the Midwest version of Austin...I would now agree.

This weekend was long. Plenty of excitement...from beers, breakfast and porn, to the Race for the Cure breast cancer awareness walk, to tacos, to a roof top patio, to Satigold, to watching the sunrise on a river in North City/County...I spent Sunday on the couch.

Oh...and I'm now boycotting B & T Pizza...I would encourage you to join me.

...

YOU KNOW WHAT STL HATES MORE THAN PUPPIES AND VEGETABLES...

Breast Cancer.

This Saturday...June 13...we'll be walking at a hungover pace to cure breast cancer. Race starts at 7:00 am.

So... if you've gots some motivation, and a hunger for porno and fast food breakfast, you should come over to my house...say 6:00am ish. We'll feast in the presence of lustful flesh and then head down to the starting line for the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure. See you bright and early kids.

[MORE INFO]

ONE MORE TIME

I'll be making another appearance on [SHOOTPAUL] tonight...probably show up around 7:30ish.

FREE ROOT BEER FLOATS AT SONIC

Tonight...Sonic is offering a free root beer float from 8 p.m. to midnight.
[SEE...I'M NOT A LIAR]

SATURDAY

Turtle Park
Saturday June 6th
Sign start at 1:00
Race starts at 2:00

More info over [YONDER]...

LYMBYC SYSTM MP3

Its raining here in STL this morning...and this just feels like a good song to drink some coffee to.

Right click to download
[TRUTH SKULL]
...enjoy things.

WHICH ONE OF YOU A HOLES SHOT ME IN THE FACE

Last night I made my way over to Mr. Paul's humble home. Now if you don't know already...Mr. Paul has a scary ass painful robotic paintball gun in this humble home...and boy howdy things hurt this morning...which I directly attribute to oh...I'd say 6 strategic head shots and 9 migillion shots to the hands...and let's not forget about my new leopard printed chest, back and bum...

Oddly enough, I had a great time, many thanks to Paul and the site frequenters over at [SHOOTPAUL.COM]...

ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN

Tonight I will be making my debut appearance on [SHOOTPAUL.COM]. After work, I'll be heading over to Paul's 400 square feet of mayhem for just a wee bit of chaos. So if you've got any pinned up aggression needs releasing...or you just don't like me...or just want to pluck me a few time...feel free to shoot the piss out of me at $0.16 a shot. That being said, I've never actually been shot with a paintball...so let's not start rapid firing right off the bat. No idea when I'll be able to get over there, but I'm guessing 7-8ish...so I guess I do have an idea...it just might not be right.

Play nice.