26 November 2008
2ND ANNUAL SKANKSGIVING
Its that time of year to experience all that you are thankful for...F' talking about it around a table with mashed potatoes. Its Skanksgiving kids! So get a good buzz going, that is if you're thankful for booze...and meet us on the East Side for some good ol' fashioned stripping... Tomorrow, Thanksgiving....
24 November 2008
HULK THROWS A BEAR
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
So how I ended up on the topic of Hulk throwing a bear Friday night is beyond me. But I do know this one of my favorite scenes from the original tv series (which I own and have watched way too many times)... So as promised to a Mr. W...I give you a clip of the Hulk...throwing a bear.
21 November 2008
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
Rode this bird last year and had a grand ol' time...and intend to do the same this year. Though this year, I will be saving my bigger purchases for the latter stores...
20 November 2008
FOR THE REST OF US
If you're interested and you don't know where this is, let me know and I'll let you know...maybe.
17 November 2008
HATE CHILDREN?
Nitto Kagaku Corp has released the Kami Kami Sensor which counts the number of bites while a child eats to ensure their food is chewed correctly. Retailing for 11,550 yen ($188.95), It beeps every 30 bites and a melody plays every 1000 bites.
WEEKEND
Friday...I got nothing.
But Saturday...Saturday was quite the day o' culture...or something along those lines. Started of with lunch at El Scorcho with a few friends, where we somehow got on topic of wax museums...so after finishing a few gallons of margaritas we realized hey, St. Louis has a wax museum. Turns out, none of us had ever been, so we set out to change that...despite the museum o fun being down on the Landing, but lucky enough for us it was the afternoon, so douches were at a minimum. Inside Laclede's Landing Wax Museum was fantastically awesome...four floors of crap plus a basement containing "The Chamber of Horrors," a whole section of jesus' including my all time favorite...the last supper scene with dead jesus hanging right above eating jesus with one eye open and nappy chest hair, and much more. Unfortunately, none of us had a camera, so use your imagination.
After the wax extravaganza, we ventured down to the casino to validate our parking and get free fountain sodas. Score...and totally worth the walk to save the six bucks for parking. And after watching a few of the more depressing cats chain smoke and lose, we decided to venture on. On to Channel 5 for a quick studio tour...yep...pretty awesome, I know. Actually the building is like a prison other than the actual studio space where they film...which is actually nifty to see.
The fun didn't stop there...onward and upward to the Saint Louis International Film Festival for a couple of documentaries. Ended up heading over to Webster to watch [MY MOTHER'S GARDEN]...which was really good. Shot and narrated by the daughter of a mother who has a hoarding disorder...so bad it gets to the point that her house is so completely filled with trash that she sleeps outside in her garden and the only access point to her house is through a window... It was pretty cool to hear the filmmaker speak afterwards as well...and she was cute...and she was a prostitute at one time...just sayin...
So Sunday I'm bored in the morning and decide to put the crap away from a box I had in my closet from my old job...end up getting my Atari out of the box and playing Pong. Well, after beating the computer 97 million times with my exceptionally awesome Pong skill, I decide I need a harder game. So logically...I go to Best Buy and buy a Wii so I can play Wii Sports...tennis. Long story short, it hurts to lift my arm today because I am pathetic. But...I do have a Wii. My first real gaming console in I don't know how many years...Not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
But Saturday...Saturday was quite the day o' culture...or something along those lines. Started of with lunch at El Scorcho with a few friends, where we somehow got on topic of wax museums...so after finishing a few gallons of margaritas we realized hey, St. Louis has a wax museum. Turns out, none of us had ever been, so we set out to change that...despite the museum o fun being down on the Landing, but lucky enough for us it was the afternoon, so douches were at a minimum. Inside Laclede's Landing Wax Museum was fantastically awesome...four floors of crap plus a basement containing "The Chamber of Horrors," a whole section of jesus' including my all time favorite...the last supper scene with dead jesus hanging right above eating jesus with one eye open and nappy chest hair, and much more. Unfortunately, none of us had a camera, so use your imagination.
After the wax extravaganza, we ventured down to the casino to validate our parking and get free fountain sodas. Score...and totally worth the walk to save the six bucks for parking. And after watching a few of the more depressing cats chain smoke and lose, we decided to venture on. On to Channel 5 for a quick studio tour...yep...pretty awesome, I know. Actually the building is like a prison other than the actual studio space where they film...which is actually nifty to see.
The fun didn't stop there...onward and upward to the Saint Louis International Film Festival for a couple of documentaries. Ended up heading over to Webster to watch [MY MOTHER'S GARDEN]...which was really good. Shot and narrated by the daughter of a mother who has a hoarding disorder...so bad it gets to the point that her house is so completely filled with trash that she sleeps outside in her garden and the only access point to her house is through a window... It was pretty cool to hear the filmmaker speak afterwards as well...and she was cute...and she was a prostitute at one time...just sayin...
So Sunday I'm bored in the morning and decide to put the crap away from a box I had in my closet from my old job...end up getting my Atari out of the box and playing Pong. Well, after beating the computer 97 million times with my exceptionally awesome Pong skill, I decide I need a harder game. So logically...I go to Best Buy and buy a Wii so I can play Wii Sports...tennis. Long story short, it hurts to lift my arm today because I am pathetic. But...I do have a Wii. My first real gaming console in I don't know how many years...Not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
14 November 2008
SLIFF
17th Annual St. Louis
International Film Festival
Nov. 13-23, 2008
[MORE INFO]
There's a handful of documentaries I'll be checking out for sure, and I'm sure some other random decent and not so decent flicks as well...
13 November 2008
THE PRICE OF SHEPARD'S OBAMA PRINTS ARE GONNA SKY ROCKET
If the Smithsonian Institute has its way, a giant fine art version of Shepard Fairey’s iconic portrait of the now-president elect BARACK OBAMA will enter the collection of its National Portraits Gallery as the first official fine art rendering of the future president. The only hitch? Money. The $75,000 price tag for the piece, which was created by Fairey as the centerpiece of his “Manifest Hope” Obama art show that took place in Denver during this year’s DNC, must be raised through donations, though word on the street is that the museum is close to meeting this figure.
...boy howdy I like free money...
AMY LAU
Dexter Dining Room Chairs
I want these chairs...though chairs range from $2500 for a side chair to $5000 for an arm chair (signed by the killer actor Michael C. Hall himself)...so I'll be making my own since I could care less for Michael C. Hall. Anyhoo...Amy created an entire macabre dining room for the recent Met Home Showtime House event. But now the Dexter chairs, as well as bloody dinner plates and dismembered flatware from the collection, are available to the public.[AVAILABLE HERE]
FULL MOON FIASCO 44
The moon is full and that means Fiasco 44 hits the street tonight. Meet at Turtle Park at 10:30 the ride leaves at 11pm sharp. Fun is in order though rain may be lingering in the wee hours...
10 November 2008
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