This morning I got a call from my brother at 6:45. Immediately I figured something was wrong, so I took the call like the dumb motherfucker that I am, and now I have to watch his dog for the next 5 days. Being a dog person, it normally wouldn't be of any trouble, especially since I have a dog. Unfortunately for me and the world, this dog of his is an untrained bastard of a Doberman, which means...there is not a chance in hell this demon fucker is going to stay at my place for 5 days. So I'll be unwillingly uprooted from my downtown haven and cold kickin it in the county this week.
On the up side, I discovered last night that I share my place with a ghost that is trying to drown me (I'm not crazy, I'm serious), so at least I'll have a chance to get away from that paranormal cockface.
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