This weekend I will be Homeward Bound.
I'm kind of a bad son...I haven't been to my parent's since last Christmas, and I am beginning to think this depresses my mom a bit. So I'll be gracing her with my presence this weekend...and I can show her, her bad ass "MOTHER" tattoo on my chest, I know she'll be absolutely delighted.
Its not like I am opposed to going "home" every now and again, but (a) I hate driving, and (b) I didn't grow up in the town they currently live in, so I have no ties to the feeling of home, and I don't know anybody...plus, its a small town and I am a "fucked up looking city boy" to most of the residing towns folk (not that I really give a fuck what they think though, just sayin- I don't own a flannel shirt).
So STL I bid you farewell this weekend...miss me kids...not to worry, I'll be back on the lard's day.
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You saw your mom when you had your unborn twin growing in your ear.
Yeah, I saw your mom too, but those visits were both to my place.
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