I've been working for quite sometime now on completing my Super Robot Demon Mouse Killer 326 Model K, unfortunately though, it is not yet in working order.
Rather than work another 42 years on finishing it, Monday night I went out and bought 2 Tomcat mouse traps and some D-Con...fucking stellar choice on the Tomcat traps. This morning I joyfully threw a mouse carcus out of my window and on to the cool dark pavement.
Why out the window you ask? Two reasons. (1) Well, I was so eager to catch one of the bastards I didn't have time to modify the Tomcats with razor blades, and I wanted to make sure the little fuck head knew he was dead. (and B) I wanted to send a message to the other vermin...he's lucky I couldn't find a stick to display his ass. So fuck you mice...
I think there were two, so hopefully I'll catch his little friend soon so I round house him in the face. You hear that mouse...in the face.
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Liar. I know you stuck cheese up your ass before you went to bed. And in the morning you had an ass full of mice. You may have taken some out, but you most likely left a couple in there.
So you know of the Super Robot Demon Mouse Killer 326 Model K...like I said its not finished, that's why there are a couple left up in there....my Super Robot Demon Mouse Killer 326 Model K...ASS can't hold them all, a glitch I am hoping to work out.
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