HOW EAGLES SOAR

This is a portion of an email chain started this afternoon. The request was simple....hey, let's meet, we'll ride bikes....that's it, apparently things aren't that simple. I recommend you start reading from the bottom up on this post from this point on....and away we go.

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Super slutty. Get to bloggin' Dbag

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I'm not denying any of this. I am a slut, and a hooker, and a pirate. Blog your faggy asses off about it

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Smelly pirate hooker

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No. In your case you are a slut.

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XXXXX That just screams of wishful thinking. I know it's hard for you to be the only gay one in the group. But we are all ok with your love of cock.

Really.

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Booya!

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Shoot....how bout.....tying some wieners together and baking them?


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Did that last weekend

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While we are riding like eagles soar, I figure you turds could crochet rainbows.


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FAGS LIST:
XXXXX
XXXXX

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Kangaroo. But you have a long way to go before you can swim like a kangaroo in a space suit.

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What's in between a turd and an eagle? I need to work my way up

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Alright XXXXX, I've composed a turd list and an eagle list. It follows as so:

TURDS
XXXXX
XXXXX
XXXXX

EAGLES
XXXXX
XXXXX
So fellow eagle, let me know when you can ride. Turds, go fuck yourselves.

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I am a turd of a new guy.

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Dang.....you REALLY suck, new guy. We soar about as good as a couple of turds. I've used the word "turd" a lot today.

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I'm actually not sure if I can make it either. I've got a project I really have to get finished.

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You do suck. I tell people that al the time.

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WOW, do i fucking suck! but I'm either going to be out of town or at XXXXX with the niece and nephew. I'm out either way. XXXXX, I got that lever thingy, but no brake yet. :) Does my mechanical knowledge of bike parts turn you on?

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Like eagles soar XXXXX...do you know what that means....it means we will go whenever XXXXX allows.

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I don't know if I can go tht early saturday. LEt me see when XXXXX is going to the XXXXX.

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Saturday. Let’s ride the MRT. Plan on meeting at my place about X:XX.

XXXXX, you can have my(XXXXXs) brake if yours doesn’t come today..... No excuses kids, it’ll be nice....so let’s ride like eagles soar.