Its just about time for lunch, and I'm thinking that I will be spending it at the Casino Queen buffet. Not only does it have food from four regions of the world and a giant cake stand, but its great, because after tip its roughly $15 for a belly full of shiny meat. And that's not all...once I eat, I just mosey on over to the roulette table and lay down $15 to see if lunch was free. So far I have spend $90 on three lunches, but things are looking up today and I feel good.
You see, the trick is to eat $30 worth of crap and you win regardless. I know...its a fool proof plan. I'll probably be writing a book soon on robbing casinos of their food poisoned crap. You'll see it. It'll be on the best seller list.
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